Erma Bombeck Quotes

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me".
Erma Bombeck

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
Erma Bombeck

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
Erma Bombeck

Children make your life important.
Erma Bombeck

Never have more children than you have car windows.
Erma Bombeck

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
Erma Bombeck

God created man, but I could do better.
Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Quotes
		I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. Erma Bombeck Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
		Author Details: Type: Journalist Quotes Category: American Journalist Quotes Date of Birth: February 21, 1927 Date of Death: April 22, 1996 Nationality: American Amazon: Erma Bombeck on Amazon	Related Authors: Glenn Beck Hunter S. Thompson Ann Coulter Paul Harvey Dave Barry Walter Cronkite Ambrose Bierce Bill O'Reilly
		Select Erma Bombeck Quotations: When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me". Erma Bombeck Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. Erma Bombeck It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. Erma Bombeck Children make your life important. Erma Bombeck Never have more children than you have car windows. Erma Bombeck Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. Erma Bombeck God created man, but I could do better. Erma Bombeck
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