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Erma Bombeck Quotes
I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.
Erma Bombeck

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Category:
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Date of Birth:
February 21, 1927
Date of Death:
April 22, 1996
Nationality:
American
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