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Select Erma Bombeck Quotations

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Erma Bombeck

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
Erma Bombeck

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
Erma Bombeck

I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.
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When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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All Erma Bombeck Quotations

Words

Dreamers, Dreams, Lonely, Only, Owner, Time, Why

Definitions

Lonely, Only, Owner, Time, Why