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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Emo Philips

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
Emo Philips

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Emo Philips

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Emo Philips

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Emo Philips

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Because, Better, England, Only, Out, Stand, Unusual

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Because, Better, Only, Out, Stand, Unusual