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Emo Philips Quotes
When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.
Emo Philips

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Comedian Quotes
Category:
American Comedian Quotes
Date of Birth:
February 7, 1956
Nationality:
American
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