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	I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them. Emo Philips Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
	Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: February 7, 1956 Nationality: American Amazon: Emo Philips on Amazon	Related Authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx James Thurber Josh Billings Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg
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Quote Keywords: Any, Bars, From, Get, Go, Gum, Hoping, Lucky, Never, Singles, Stool, Them, Under	Dictionary Links: Any, From, Get, Go, gum, Hoping, Lucky, Never, Singles, Stool, Them, Under


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