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Ellen DeGeneres Quotes
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres

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Type:
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Category:
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Date of Birth:
January 26, 1958
Nationality:
American
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