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Elayne Boosler Quotes

To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.
Elayne Boosler

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Type:
Comedian Quotes
Category:
American Comedian Quotes
Date of Birth:
August 18, 1952
Nationality:
American
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Select Elayne Boosler Quotations:
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
Elayne Boosler

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Elayne Boosler

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
Elayne Boosler

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
Elayne Boosler

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
Elayne Boosler

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
Elayne Boosler


Quote Keywords:

Comedy, Key, Listen, Own, Silence, Your
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