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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
Elayne Boosler

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Elayne Boosler

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
Elayne Boosler

To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.
Elayne Boosler

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
Elayne Boosler

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
Elayne Boosler

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
Elayne Boosler

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Body, Inside, Just, Person, Trapped, Woman