Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
E. B. White

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
E. B. White

Writing is hard work and bad for the health.
E. B. White

Be obscure clearly.
E. B. White

Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
E. B. White

Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
E. B. White

The only sense that is common in the long run, is the sense of change and we all instinctively avoid it.
E. B. White