Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
E. B. White

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
E. B. White

Writing is hard work and bad for the health.
E. B. White

Be obscure clearly.
E. B. White

Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
E. B. White

Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
E. B. White

I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority.
E. B. White