The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
Earl Wilson

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
Earl Wilson

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Earl Wilson

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
Earl Wilson

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
Earl Wilson

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Earl Wilson

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
Earl Wilson

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
Earl Wilson