Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20.
Dylan Moran

I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.
Dylan Moran

I don't really think of myself as an actor.
Dylan Moran

Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical.
Dylan Moran

I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it.
Dylan Moran

You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.
Dylan Moran

I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.
Dylan Moran