I'm competitive at everything.
Drew Carey

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
Drew Carey

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.
Drew Carey

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.
Drew Carey

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Drew Carey

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.
Drew Carey

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
Drew Carey