Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
Doug Larson

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
Doug Larson

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
Doug Larson

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Doug Larson

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Doug Larson

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
Doug Larson

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Doug Larson

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Doug Larson