There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra.
Doris Roberts

The minute you're born, you're getting older.
Doris Roberts

You can call me an older woman - I don't mind that at all - just don't call me an old one, because I'm not.
Doris Roberts

You can change my mind, but you gotta work harder at it.
Doris Roberts

My awards are lovely. I love to show them of.
Doris Roberts

When I was in kindergarten, I had one line in a little play. I said, I am Patrick Potato and this is my cousin, Mrs. Tomato, and I heard laughter. I wanted to be an actress from that moment on.
Doris Roberts

I'm learning something all the time. That's the way I want it to go, and that's the way I'll go until I am no longer on this planet.
Doris Roberts

I used to sit near Marilyn Monroe in the Actor's Studio. She'd get dressed up because that was her identity. Sad. Those cameras wouldn't leave her alone. She didn't know where to hide.
Doris Roberts