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Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
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A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
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A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away.
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If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.
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Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.
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I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.
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What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.
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