To be famous and broke is hard.
David Spade

It's funny because it's funny.
David Spade

My career is just kind of crazy.
David Spade

It's so crazy in Hollywood.
David Spade

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
David Spade

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.
David Spade

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'
David Spade