He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.
David Lee Roth

It doesn't get better, it doesn't get worse, but it sure gets different!
David Lee Roth

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.
David Lee Roth

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
David Lee Roth

A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds.
David Lee Roth

When you get something like MTV, it's like regular television. You get it, and at first it's novel and brand new and then you watch every channel, every show. And then you become a little more selective and more selective, until ultimately... you wind up with a radio.
David Lee Roth

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
David Lee Roth