Dave Barry Quotes

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
Dave Barry

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
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Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
Dave Barry

Dave Barry Quotes
		'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. Dave Barry Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
		Author Details: Type: Journalist Quotes Category: American Journalist Quotes Date of Birth: July 3, 1947 Nationality: American Amazon: Dave Barry on Amazon	Related Authors: Paul Harvey Erma Bombeck Hunter S. Thompson Ann Coulter Fran Lebowitz Bill Vaughan Ann Landers Thomas Friedman
		Select Dave Barry Quotations: It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. Dave Barry People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. Dave Barry Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. Dave Barry Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough. Dave Barry The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. Dave Barry Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. Dave Barry I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. Dave Barry
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