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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
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Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.
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If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
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