Chris Rock Quotes

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
Chris Rock

A man is only as faithful as his options.
Chris Rock

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
Chris Rock

Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
Chris Rock

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
Chris Rock

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
Chris Rock

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes
		Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars. Chris Rock Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
		Author Details: Type: Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: February 7, 1966 Amazon: Chris Rock on Amazon	Related Authors: George Carlin Bill Cosby Steven Wright Groucho Marx W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg Jack Benny Rodney Dangerfield Bob Hope
		Select Chris Rock Quotations: You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. Chris Rock A man is only as faithful as his options. Chris Rock I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity. Chris Rock Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders. Chris Rock A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House. Chris Rock If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty. Chris Rock I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. Chris Rock
Quote Keywords: Last, Oscars, Welcome	Dictionary Links: Last, Welcome	All Chris Rock Quotations: A man is only as faithful... A white boy that makes C's... Black people dominate sports in the... Charlie Brown is the one person... Every town has the same two... Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are... Gay people got a right to... George Bush hates midgets. Gun control? We need bullet control... I don't get high, but sometimes... I live in a neighborhood so... I'm in show business... I want... If a woman tells you she's... Right now, my job is that... School shootings were invented by blacks... There are only three things women... Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars. Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul... Yeah, I love being famous. It's... You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

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