Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
Chris Rock

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
Chris Rock

A man is only as faithful as his options.
Chris Rock

Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
Chris Rock

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
Chris Rock

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
Chris Rock

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
Chris Rock

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
Chris Rock