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Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
Chris Rock

Biography

Author Profession: Comedian
Born: February 7, 1966

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Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
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Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
Chris Rock

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
Chris Rock

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
Chris Rock

A man is only as faithful as his options.
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Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
Chris Rock

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
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Ambulance, Chaser, Falling, Got, Guys, Job, Look, Movies, Now, Out, Right, Them, White

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Ambulance, Chaser, Falling, Got, Job, Look, Now, Out, Right, Them, White