To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
Cary Grant

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Cary Grant

When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you are.
Cary Grant

I pretended to be somebody I wanted to be until finally I became that person. Or he became me.
Cary Grant

Ah, beware of snobbery; it is the unwelcome recognition of one's own past failings.
Cary Grant

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
Cary Grant

We have our factory, which is called a stage. We make a product, we color it, we title it and we ship it out in cans.
Cary Grant