People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.
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Comics don't like to see other comics do well.
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My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.
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So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.
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I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.
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Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.
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My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.
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