You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.
Carol Burnett

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
Carol Burnett

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
Carol Burnett

I liked myself better when I wasn't me.
Carol Burnett

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.
Carol Burnett

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Carol Burnett

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of Hollywood Boulevard but a million miles away from Hollywood, if you know what I mean. We would hang out behind the ropes and look at the movie stars arriving at the premieres.
Carol Burnett

Comedy is tragedy plus time.
Carol Burnett