We don't stop going to school when we graduate.
Carol Burnett

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
Carol Burnett

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
Carol Burnett

I liked myself better when I wasn't me.
Carol Burnett

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Carol Burnett

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of Hollywood Boulevard but a million miles away from Hollywood, if you know what I mean. We would hang out behind the ropes and look at the movie stars arriving at the premieres.
Carol Burnett

Comedy is tragedy plus time.
Carol Burnett