What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?
Brian Celio

The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.
Brian Celio

He has your finger, but I have your heart.
Brian Celio

True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.
Brian Celio

I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?
Brian Celio

Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.
Brian Celio

A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.
Brian Celio

I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.
Brian Celio