Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.
Billy Crystal

Change is such hard work.
Billy Crystal

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.
Billy Crystal

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.
Billy Crystal

My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.
Billy Crystal

That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul.
Billy Crystal

Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.
Billy Crystal