Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
Bill Watterson

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
Bill Watterson

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
Bill Watterson

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
Bill Watterson

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
Bill Watterson

A real job is a job you hate.
Bill Watterson

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
Bill Watterson

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
Bill Watterson