Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the "will of the people" goes out the window.
Bill Maher

Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."
Bill Maher

If you think you have it tough, read history books.
Bill Maher

Men are only as loyal as their options.
Bill Maher

Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.
Bill Maher

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
Bill Maher

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
Bill Maher

What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.
Bill Maher