We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly.
Bill Maher

Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."
Bill Maher

Men are only as loyal as their options.
Bill Maher

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
Bill Maher

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
Bill Maher

What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.
Bill Maher

Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.
Bill Maher

A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out.
Bill Maher