Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.Bill Cosby
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
Bill Cosby
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Bill Cosby
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.
Bill Cosby
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Bill Cosby
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