Boston's freeway system is insane. It was clearly designed by a person who had spent his childhood crashing toy trains.
Bill Bryson

The remarkable position in which we find ourselves is that we don't actually know what we actually know.
Bill Bryson

There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again.
Bill Bryson

I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted - stay up all night or eat ice-cream straight out of the container.
Bill Bryson

I don't plan to write another science book, but I don't plan not to. I do enjoy writing histories, and taking subjects that are generally dull and trying to make them interesting.
Bill Bryson

I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.
Bill Bryson

More than 300 million people in the world speak English and the rest, it sometimes seems, try to.
Bill Bryson