I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
Bette Midler

I never know how much of what I say is true.
Bette Midler

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
Bette Midler

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.
Bette Midler

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
Bette Midler

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.
Bette Midler

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.
Bette Midler