Benny Hill Quotes
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The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Benny Hill
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Author Details:
Type:
Comedian Quotes
Category:
English Comedian Quotes
Date of Birth:
January 21, 1924
Date of Death:
April 20, 1992
Nationality:
English
Amazon:
Benny Hill on Amazon
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Related Authors:
Rowan Atkinson
Marty Feldman
Les Dawson
Julian Clary
Eric Idle
Richard Harris Barham
Ronnie Barker
Ernie Wise
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Dictionary Links:
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Take,
Time,
Times,
Two
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