When you are dealing with a child, keep all your wits about you, and sit on the floor.
Austin O'Malley

The smaller the head, the bigger the dream.
Austin O'Malley

Before you beat a child, be sure yourself are not the cause of the offense.
Austin O'Malley

Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
Austin O'Malley

God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it.
Austin O'Malley

The worst misfortune that can happen to an ordinary man is to have an extraordinary father.
Austin O'Malley

If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.
Austin O'Malley

A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.
Austin O'Malley