Andy Rooney Quotes
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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.
Andy Rooney
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Author Details:
Type:
Journalist Quotes
Date of Birth:
January 14, 1919
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Related Authors:
Erma Bombeck
Hunter S. Thompson
Glenn Beck
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Abigail Van Buren
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Select Andy Rooney Quotations:
I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.
Andy Rooney
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Andy Rooney
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
Andy Rooney
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
Andy Rooney
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Andy Rooney
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
Andy Rooney
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
Andy Rooney
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Quote Keywords:

Arms,
His,
Iran,
Just,
Knew,
Less,
Little,
More,
Sales,
Wish
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Dictionary Links:

Arms,
His,
Iran,
Just,
Knew,
Less,
Little,
More,
Wish
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All Andy Rooney Quotations:
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Death is a distant rumor to...
Don't rule out working with your...
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
Happiness depends more on how life...
I didn't get old on purpose...
I don't like food that's too...
I don't pick subjects as much...
I just wish we knew a...
If dogs could talk it would...
If you smile when no one...
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of...
Most of us end up with...
Nothing in fine print is ever...
Obscenities... I think a lot of...
People will generally accept facts as...
Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals...
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have...
The average bright young man who...
The average dog is a nicer...
The closing of a door can...
The federal government has sponsored research...
The only people who say worse...
The world must be filled with...
Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word...
We're all proud of making little...
When those waiters ask me if...
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