There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.
Andy Dick

I believed in God my whole life.
Andy Dick

I was a bad boy as a child.
Andy Dick

You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.
Andy Dick

When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.
Andy Dick

I had no blood relatives till I made some.
Andy Dick

Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!
Andy Dick

Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.
Andy Dick