It is a very difficult job, being the servant of two masters.
Allison Janney

I like people trying to do two things at once.
Allison Janney

I'm afraid of flying.
Allison Janney

I can access emotions very easily.
Allison Janney

One out of forty American men wears women's clothing. We've had more than forty presidents. One of these guys has been dancing around the Oval Office in a prom dress.
Allison Janney

If I could stomach the awful part of being a veterinarian, which involves sticking your hand up animals' behinds, I would be a vet.
Allison Janney

Someone said I wasn't attractive enough. People say those things, but they make you stronger. Then you can win an Emmy and think, ha, ha, ha.
Allison Janney