Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.
Al Goldstein

Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same goal.
Al Goldstein

The true success is the person who invented himself.
Al Goldstein

The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.
Al Goldstein

I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I write about being a prisoner.
Al Goldstein

When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don't feel very good.
Al Goldstein

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
Al Goldstein

Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.
Al Goldstein