I don't think the intelligence reports are all that hot. Some days I get more out of the New York Times.
John F. Kennedy

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
Groucho Marx

The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control.
Ann Coulter

I'm the No. 1 developer in New York, I'm the biggest in Atlantic City, and maybe we'll keep it that way.
Donald Trump

I think I'm telling the truth. I sat by Ray Perkins at the Hall of Fame dinner in New York, and at that time he didn't know he was our coach and I didn't either.
Bear Bryant

New York City is a great monument to the power of money and greed... a race for rent.
Frank Lloyd Wright

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
Henny Youngman

I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.
Rush Limbaugh

The glamour of it all! New York! America!
Charlie Chaplin

I worked hard all my life as far as this music business. I dreamed of the day when I could go to New York and feel comfortable and they could come out here and be comfortable.
Tupac Shakur

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.
Bette Midler

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
David Letterman

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
David Letterman

New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
David Letterman

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.
Jay Leno

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
Jay Leno

Those people in New York are not gonna change me none.
Elvis Presley

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
Johnny Carson

A lot of power-pop comes out of LA, a lot of speed metal comes out of New York.
Layne Staley

Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.
Ambrose Bierce