Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
Groucho Marx

I don't think the intelligence reports are all that hot. Some days I get more out of the New York Times.
John F. Kennedy

I'm the No. 1 developer in New York, I'm the biggest in Atlantic City, and maybe we'll keep it that way.
Donald Trump

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
Henny Youngman

New York City is a great monument to the power of money and greed... a race for rent.
Frank Lloyd Wright

I think I'm telling the truth. I sat by Ray Perkins at the Hall of Fame dinner in New York, and at that time he didn't know he was our coach and I didn't either.
Bear Bryant

The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control.
Ann Coulter

I worked hard all my life as far as this music business. I dreamed of the day when I could go to New York and feel comfortable and they could come out here and be comfortable.
Tupac Shakur

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
Fran Lebowitz

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.
Jay Leno

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
Jay Leno

When good news about the market hits the front page of the New York Times, sell.
Bernard Baruch

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
Brendan Behan

I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.
Rush Limbaugh

Those people in New York are not gonna change me none.
Elvis Presley

I love New York City; I've got a gun.
Charles Barkley

Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I've had a few so it's hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure?
Richard Pryor

Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.
Jeff Foxworthy

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
Johnny Carson

Since the Puffy Combs case in New York, I will not try any more criminal cases.
Johnnie Cochran