I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Rodney Dangerfield

Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.
John Adams

A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent.
John Calvin

Yet consider now, whether women are not quite past sense and reason, when they want to rule over men.
John Calvin

There are winners, there are losers and there are people who have not yet learned how to win.
Les Brown

Bob Marley isn't my name. I don't even know my name yet.
Bob Marley

Science has not yet taught us if madness is or is not the sublimity of the intelligence.
Edgar Allan Poe

Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their own strength. It is in men as in soils, where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not of.
Jonathan Swift

It's really a wonder that I haven't dropped all my ideals, because they seem so absurd and impossible to carry out. Yet I keep them, because in spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Anne Frank

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.
Anne Frank

I decided, very early on, just to accept life unconditionally; I never expected it to do anything special for me, yet I seemed to accomplish far more than I had ever hoped. Most of the time it just happened to me without my ever seeking it.
Audrey Hepburn

How strange that nature does not knock, and yet does not intrude!
Emily Dickinson

They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.
Emily Dickinson

I sit on a man's back, choking him and making him carry me, and yet assure myself and others that I am very sorry for him and wish to ease his lot by all possible means - except by getting off his back.
Leo Tolstoy

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
Saint Augustine

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
Saint Augustine

Oh Lord, give me chastity, but do not give it yet.
Saint Augustine

Chance has never yet satisfied the hope of a suffering people.
Marcus Garvey

Yet it is in this loneliness that the deepest activities begin. It is here that you discover act without motion, labor that is profound repose, vision in obscurity, and, beyond all desire, a fulfillment whose limits extend to infinity.
Thomas Merton