When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen

All of us every single year, we're a different person. I don't think we're the same person all our lives.
Steven Spielberg

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.
Jim Carrey

The year was 2081, and everyone was finally equal.
Kurt Vonnegut

Watergate had become the center of the media's universe, and during the remaining year of my presidency the media tried to force everything else to revolve around it.
Richard M. Nixon

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
Charles Dickens

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
H. L. Mencken

Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.
H. L. Mencken

I'd go to, like, six different schools in one year. We were on welfare, and my mom never ever worked.
Eminem

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money winner's list.
Lee Trevino

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
Jeff Foxworthy

Virgin Records will probably release their own package sometime next year.
Paula Abdul

The stores and the things like that, the business side of things came out at the point when, I'd say probably in the early '70s, it looked like the year of the singer-songwriter was over, 'cause music changed in our time and the spotlight was out.
Jimmy Buffett

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
Dane Cook

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.
Dane Cook

More business is lost every year through neglect than through any other cause.
Rose Kennedy

I waited with a beeper for a year and 10 months to get that gift.
Shelley Fabares

Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.
Jon Stewart

The Lord can give, and the Lord can take away. I might be herding sheep next year.
Elvis Presley

Volume depends precisely on the writer's having been able to sit in a room every day, year after year, alone.
Susan Sontag