Never was it given to mortal man - To lie so boldly as we women can.
Alexander Pope

I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
Erma Bombeck

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
Erma Bombeck

Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.
Erma Bombeck

Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.
Erma Bombeck

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
W. C. Fields

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
W. C. Fields

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.
Johnny Depp

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
Will Rogers

Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us.
Thomas Paine

So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside.
Mary Kay Ash

Women are the engine driving the growth in California's economy. Women make California's economy unique.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Freedom is a right ultimately defended by the sacrifice of America's servicemen and women.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

In our society, the women who break down barriers are those who ignore limits.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

On one issue at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.
James Russell Lowell

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
Bill Cosby

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
Bill Cosby

Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony.
Jane Austen

Good-humoured, unaffected girls, will not do for a man who has been used to sensible women. They are two distinct orders of being.
Jane Austen

There are certainly not so many men of large fortune in the world, as there are pretty women to deserve them.
Jane Austen