As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Oscar Wilde

There's nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It's a thing no married man knows anything about.
Oscar Wilde

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.
Oscar Wilde

The death of a beautiful woman, is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world.
Edgar Allan Poe

I must not write a word to you about politics, because you are a woman.
John Adams

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back.
Dale Carnegie

The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is "What does a woman want?"
Sigmund Freud

I think that the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser.
Joan Crawford

I love playing bitches. There's a lot of bitch in every woman - a lot in every man.
Joan Crawford

I think the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser.
Joan Crawford

It has been said that on screen I personified the American woman.
Joan Crawford

The great city is that which has the greatest man or woman: if it be a few ragged huts, it is still the greatest city in the whole world.
Walt Whitman

Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together; Let none but Him who rules the thunder Put this man and woman asunder.
Jonathan Swift

As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
Jonathan Swift

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield

There's no such thing, you know, as picking out the best woman: it's only a question of comparative badness, brother.
Plautus

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Steve Martin

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
Steve Martin

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
Steve Martin

A reading man and woman is a ready man and woman, but a writing man and woman is exact.
Marcus Garvey