In nine cases out of ten, a woman had better show more affection than she feels.
Aristotle

I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
Erma Bombeck

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
Erma Bombeck

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Mitch Hedberg

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
Mae West

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
Mae West

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
Mae West

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
Mae West

I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.
Anais Nin

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.
Anais Nin

It's all right for a woman to be, above all, human. I am a woman first of all.
Anais Nin

Look for the woman in the dress. If there is no woman, there is no dress.
Coco Chanel

A woman has the age she deserves.
Coco Chanel

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
Oscar Wilde

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.
Oscar Wilde

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
Oscar Wilde

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
Oscar Wilde

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her.
Oscar Wilde

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
Oscar Wilde

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.
Oscar Wilde