Stupid as a man, say the women: cowardly as a woman, say the men. Stupidity in a woman is unwomanly.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Behind all their personal vanity, women themselves always have an impersonal contempt for woman.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.
Socrates

My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her.
George Washington

Art is not the application of a canon of beauty but what the instinct and the brain can conceive beyond any canon. When we love a woman we don't start measuring her limbs.
Pablo Picasso

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Groucho Marx

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx

I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.
Ogden Nash

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
W. C. Fields

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
W. C. Fields

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
W. C. Fields

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
W. C. Fields

Alas, I am a woman friendless, hopeless!
William Shakespeare

There was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass.
William Shakespeare

Well, if Fortune be a woman, she's a good wench for this gear.
William Shakespeare

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
Robert Frost

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
Ralph Waldo Emerson