A beautiful woman should break her mirror early.
Baltasar Gracian

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
Earl Wilson

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
Earl Wilson

There is always a need for intoxication: China has opium, Islam has hashish, the West has woman.
Andre Malraux

I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman.
George W. Bush

America is a Nation with a mission - and that mission comes from our most basic beliefs. We have no desire to dominate, no ambitions of empire. Our aim is a democratic peace - a peace founded upon the dignity and rights of every man and woman.
George W. Bush

There's always someone asking you to underline one piece of yourself - whether it's Black, woman, mother, dyke, teacher, etc. - because that's the piece that they need to key in to. They want to dismiss everything else.
Audre Lorde

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view.
Sophia Loren

There is no such thing as a dangerous woman; there are only susceptible men.
Joseph Wood Krutch

A woman is always younger than a man at equal years.
Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I have seen too much not to know that the impression of a woman may be more valuable than the conclusion of an analytical reasoner.
Arthur Conan Doyle

When they take surveys of women in business, of the Fortune 500, the successful women, 80% of them, say they were in sports as a young woman.
Billie Jean King

In 1973, a woman could not get a credit card without her husband or father or a male signing off on it.
Billie Jean King

A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you.
Adlai E. Stevenson

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
Chris Rock

When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not so much because they think she is beautiful, it is because she has told them they are handsome.
Jean Giraudoux

I have been a woman for fifty years, and I've never yet been able to discover precisely what it is I am.
Jean Giraudoux

Self-esteem is the greatest sickness known to man or woman because it's conditional.
Albert Ellis

When I am cast in a movie where I feel that the woman's part is more interesting, I usually start thinking about Spencer Tracy and Fred Astaire. They seem to be the most clear actors when working with women.
Jack Nicholson

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.
Jack Nicholson