Last year my wife got a Rolls-Royce.
Russell Simmons

My wife, my family, my friends - they've all taught me things about love and what that emotion really means. In a nutshell, loving someone is about giving, not receiving.
Nicholas Sparks

The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.
Nicholas Sparks

It is just that I don't want a wife and I don't want kids.
Henry Rollins

No slave is a slave to the same lengths, and in so full a sense of the word, as a wife is.
John Stuart Mill

You only require two things in life: your sanity and your wife.
Tony Blair

Once his wife goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear explosion to wake her.
Tony Blair

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
Frank Carson

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Tommy Cooper

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
Billy Sunday

The bitterest creature under heaven is the wife who discovers that her husband's bravery is only bravado, that his strength is only a uniform, that his power is but a gun in the hands of a fool.
Pearl S. Buck

I promise to be an excellent husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, will not appear every day in my sky.
Anton Chekhov

Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other.
Anton Chekhov

My wife and I are affiliated with a temple here in Los Angeles. We feel very close to the congregation and to the rabbi, who happens to be my wife's cousin and who I admire greatly. I talk to him regularly but I consider myself more spiritual than religious.
Leonard Nimoy

Offspring, the due performance on religious rites, faithful service, highest conjugal happiness and heavenly bliss for the ancestors and oneself, depend on one's wife alone.
Guru Nanak

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Honore de Balzac

A husband who submits to his wife's yoke is justly held an object of ridicule. A woman's influence ought to be entirely concealed.
Honore De Balzac

A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.
Honore de Balzac

All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife.
Daniel Boone

By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so a second time.
Samuel Johnson