Wife Quotes

Take my wife... Please!
Henny Youngman

A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
Charles Baudelaire

Wine, Sweetheart, Bottle

People think I have courage. The courage in my family are my wife Pam, my three daughters, here, Nicole, Jamie, LeeAnn, my mom, who's right here too.
Jim Valvano

Family, Courage, Mom

The only reason I don't want to commit adultery is because I love my wife and I love my lord.
Joseph Prince

Love, Reason, Lord

I love being a wife and homemaker - because it's my choice. My husband doesn't expect me to do it. I don't mind doing things for him because he does so much for me; we both feel that way so there is no power struggle.
Salma Hayek

Love, Power, Husband

I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss.
Pat Robertson

Kiss, Gave, Aids

I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children.
Tiger Woods

Hurt, Children, Infidelity

I was raised in a religious environment, and my wife is one of the more religious people that I have ever known.
Lou Holtz

Religious, Known, Raised

Men will bear many things from a kept mistress, which they would not bear from a wife.
Samuel Richardson

Men, Mistress, Bear

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
Will Cuppy

Home, Married, Might

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
Frank Carson

Heart, She, Attack

Because wherever I am today, I still owe it to God and I owe it to two men - the Honorable Elijah Muhammad and Malcolm X and of course, two very special women, my mother and my wife.
Louis Farrakhan

Women, God, Men

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Henny Youngman

Love, Woman, Same

Between a man and his wife nothing ought to rule but love. Authority is for children and servants, yet not without sweetness.
William Penn

Love, Children, Nothing

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.
Helen Rowland

Time, Good, Heart

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
Lyndon B. Johnson

Happy, Two, Keep

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
Jean Rostand

Thought, She, Worse

No slave is a slave to the same lengths, and in so full a sense of the word, as a wife is.
John Stuart Mill

Same, Sense, Word

Rude contact with facts chased my visions and dreams quickly away, and in their stead I beheld the horrors, the corruption, the evils and hypocrisy of society, and as I stood among them, a young wife, a great wail of agony went out from my soul.
Victoria Woodhull

Dreams, Great, Society

There was a whole display set up of all the X-Men paraphernalia. My wife couldn't resist telling this 5-year-old boy that I was Wolverine. The little kid looked up at me and he was staring at me.
Hugh Jackman

Whole, Kid, Boy

My dear wife has, I would say, probably never opened a religious book, and seems to be one of those people to whom the whole idea is utterly remote and absurd.
Christopher Hitchens

Book, Whole, Idea

Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
Queen Victoria

Pregnant, Hazard

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'
Emo Philips

Two, Said, Another

We live in grief for having left the womb, for having left the teat, then school, then home. In my case, it was leaving marriages, and the death of my wife.
William Shatner

Home, Death, School

My wife and my three kids and my grandchildren are my life, but my horses and my dogs are everything else.
William Shatner

Life, Everything, Else

My beautiful wife is dead. She meant everything to me. Her laughter, her tears and her joy will remain with me the rest of my life.
William Shatner

Life, Beautiful, Laughter

I don't want to argue with my wife about her car - or my driving.
Dale Earnhardt

Car, Her, Driving

The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband.
William Blackstone

I'm constantly falling deeper in love with my wife.
Jeff Bridges

Love, Falling, Deeper

The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an old man has for his old wife.
Will Durant

Love, Old, Youth

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